Damn you, American Idol!

I've always hated Simon Cowell and American Idol and I've never understood why anyone watches that cruel show. But, I didn't stay late at work tonight and Lost isn't on yet, so what else is a TV addict to do but be a hypocrite and watch American Idol. Whaddya know, I'm crying. Fuckin' CRYING!? It's people like Sarah from Ohio--lied to her disapproving father, skipped school for two days, came to NY to try out, and won a ticket to Hollywood--that turn me into a sappy girl. Thanks, Sarah. I fucking hate this show, but now I have to keep watching to see how you do.