Cough, cough, wheeze

I'm home sick again today obviously because the fates can't cut me some slack and let me feel better. This is St. Louis's parting gift to me for hating that shithole city so much.

I'm completely congested, my throat feels sore, I have a fever, and I can't breathe. Grrrr. Yes, I want your pity. Or this t-shirt, please.