Monday, May 07, 2007

Spiderman 3

I really, really wanted to like this one, but I knew I wouldn't. This wasn't Spiderman 3, it was Emo-Spidey. The slightly greasy, matted hair, the sullen eyes exaggerated by--I swear--black eyeliner, and the too tight skinny boy jeans? Yeah, you're so bad Spidey.

There were 55 new characters and not one of them was fully developed or entirely likeable and there were 12 different villains in the movie and it was way too long.

Sigh. We know there'll be a fourth one, a fifth one, and maybe a sixth one, so I imagine there's time to recover from this faux pas.

1 comment:

moonrat said...

...i haven't read anything but lousy reviews. i'm really disappointed. i love summer superhero blockbusters, and i do feel that spiderman 2 was actually better than 1.