Praying for a Snow Day
I know I used my once in a lifetime Bart Simpson pray-for-a-snow-day ticket back in 1996, but I'm desperate. I need a snow day!
I could take a sick day tomorrow because I'm genuinely sick and I really shouldn't go into the office tomorrow, but that's not good enough. If I don't go to work, everyone else will, and I'll be doubly busy on Thursday. I need work everywhere--or at least at my company--to cease for one day, just so I can recover from my cold and not be buried by the catch up stuff.
Please, please, please, please, please, please SNOW HARD ALL NIGHT LONG. And melt all the salt in the city and pull the spark plugs out of every snow plow, so Bloomberg can't impress us with his ability to make this city function. Just one day!
4 comments:
I'll be prayin' for ya, blue.
Take a sick day, muppet!!! You'll be doubly productive if you're well-rested, so it won't even matter if you have twice as much work!! I heard a rumor that even though you were honestly too sick you went to work today anyway because of the tipsheets?!?? Talk about workaholics. You're totally addicted to workahol. Even if there's no snow day you should stay home. Bart (and Homer) would agree.
Mmmm, workahol.
What am I going to do now that Moonie's not around to kick my ass out of the office?
hummm. don't make me cross that river. grrrr.
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