Sunday, February 04, 2007


While my boss is away, this is supposed to be my opportunity to shine and demonstrate my potential and hidden abilities at work. I can edit! I can acquire! I can be confident, attend meetings where higher management people will look at me and expect me to voice my opinions and be eloquent at the drop of a hat!

It's become clear to me that I can only attempt to achieve his level of excellence by coming in to work at 7am and leaving after 7pm, and working seventeen times harder than I normally do. No human being can sustain this.

I don't have the natural ability to do this and it makes me sad.


hugguhbear said...

Luckily you're more than just your average ASSisstant. You'll that kid from that MTV show "Fear" said "Your brilliant, your brilliant, your like platinum!!!"

I love inside jokes.

justice said...

I still think I could have rocked that show!