Motivation

I'm feeling rather poor these days, especially since I spent so much money in St. Louis last week. Yeah, technically I get all that money back when I put in my expense report, but it takes time for that money to trickle back to you. This is why I should be selling more stuff on eBay. Today's the perfect day to list a bunch more stuff, so why am I not doing it? Oh, right. 'Cause I'm lazy and would rather eat the chocolate duck my sister sent me from Ireland than do something productive with my life.

No wonder I hate my job.

Motivational speakers and career counselors: please leave a business card at the front desk.