Jack Bauer on "Fool me once..."

Damn, Jack. Another foreign embassy? WTF? You made me laugh out loud last night.

Jack Bauer on Dysfunctional Families

Seriously man, you can NOT let your brother torture you three times in three hours. That just makes you look bad.

So, I guess when your brother won't give you the information you need, you bring out the big guns and shoot him up with sodium penathol for that good ol' burning sensation throbbing through every vein in your body. Pause, and then shoot him up with two more ccs.

And if that doesn't work, you let your dad finish the job for you.

Anyone remember that drug commercial where this kid's dad looks in his son's closet and finds a box full of pot? Then the dad indignantly shakes the box in his son's face and asks him, "Who taught you how to do this stuff?" And the son weepily says, "You, Dad! I learned it by watching you!"

So, in 24land, Jack's Dad indignantly shakes the syringe of sodium penathol in Jack's face and asks him who taught him how to do this stuff. Yeah, according to last night, Jack learned it by watching his dad. (I'm being purposely vague here because I hate accidental spoilers.)

Talk about a fucked up family.

Jack Bauer on Family Loyalty

If your brother puts the entire country at risk of nuclear attacks, turn him over to the feds before he turns you in. If he won't go willingly, tie him up with more electrical wire, suffocate him with a bag, rinse and repeat.

Jack Bauer on sibling relationships

If your brother won't give you the information you need, punch him in the face, tie him up with an electrical cord, and interrogate him. If he continues to resist, suffocate him with a plastic bag. Then rinse and repeat.

Two Hours of Power

...is what I've decided to call Monday nights from 8-10pm on Fox. Prison Break is back and back-to-back with Jack. Christmas cometh again, and again!

Now I'll need to update my countdown to my next show I'm waiting impatiently for: Lost.

P.S. Netflix pulled through for me and delivered the 24 premiere DVD to e over the weekend. I'm all caught up and I have no need to use this forum for bitching and moaning...for now.

The 24 Plan

I refuse to pay for anything other than the Season 6 DVD of 24 when it comes out this fall, even if it means that I've missed part of the 4-hour premiere. Just on principle alone!

But, I've got a plan! I returned an (unwatched) Netflix DVD today, which should be received and processed tomorrow morning, and Netflix should ship out the next disc in my queue on Friday (24 premiere), and have it to me by Saturday. If all goes well, I'll be all caught up in time for Monday and I'll be happy snappy camper.

If things don't run smoothly, Nikki's already offered to let me watch it at her place (because she rocks and she said she'd save it on her DVR), and then Netflix will taste my wrath. Oh, yes they will.

Motherfucking Fox!!!

So, on Monday night, I decided to keep playing Twilight Princess with my better half instead of watching 24 because I figured that I could watch it Tuesday night online. I know! It's a crazy stupid decision, but I wasn't going to see him for over a month and we promised to only play Zelda when we're together.

Now I've discovered that Fox doesn't show episodes of 24 online anymore, so I basically have to either pay $10 for that Season 6 premiere DVD (a nice little George Lucas milk ya bone dry maneuver) or wait a few days for Netflix to get it to me.

Son. of. a. bitch. Please, NO ONE talk to me about 24 until I find some way of watching 8-10am.

Jaaack Bauer!!!!

Tonight. 8 pm. OMG.