Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I won something...again?

Ok, seriously. This is just getting a little ridiculous. I won something from the wedding show last month and this one is for real, though I'm admittedly far too squeamish to seriously consider how I want to use it.

I won $300 towards a laser hair removal procedure and I have no idea what to do with this. Well, I do know what I'd like to do with it. It'd be nice to not have to buy refills for my Venus or Schick Quattro razor at practically $3 a blade, but I know these blades are cheaper than any laser hair removal process. I mean, even if I did just my armpits, I'm sure it's waay more than $300.

In essence, I won a coupon to use towards something I can't afford. Lovely.

Couldn't I have won one of those fancy wine dinners at that restaurant by the water? Or the ginormous flat screen TV? Shit, I'd take the fuckin' crystal toasting flutes at this point. This whole winning thing is like having luck, but no luck.

2 comments:

moonrat said...

geez, man. you must have some kind of strange magnetic aura.

IViorritto said...

Yea...Tracy & I won the same thing at the Bridal show we went to. It's a conspiracy to get everyone to go in for the consultation and then buy a laser package. The packages are all $600++ and it hurts like hell - and doesn't work for shit on dark hair. I mean seriously, i was psyched at the prospect of never having to bend at strange angles for 15 minutes to go out in public in a bathing suit, but 8 treatments (once every 10 wks) later - i'm still a yeti, and a poorer one for it all. :(